Friday, February 02, 2007

my mother once said

you know how your elders tell you the funniest stories, what i would call dongeng. which technically means myth in malay.

and i remember that my mother used to convince me to get my bangs trimmed - if they went beyond my eyebrows then i am asking for a fever. and it's funny, because based on purely empirical observation - i tend to have overdue bangs whenever i get the temperature.

and this time, it's no exception. only that i needed more than medication. affectionately called the IV. the folks at the ER gave me the drip. to soothe my dehydrated body from overactive bowels (therefore, the inability to retain fluid). either way, it's another college tale.

i only hope that my family doesn't read this. love you all. take good care! don't let the virus bite.

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

you ah mun chin..
think i donno your secret ploy is it? otherwise known as Project Get As Much Attention As Possible?
a little runny nose also must go E.R. [pronounced 'ee ar-er'].
when fatty told me i was like, for what? she want to see george clooney ah?
feeling a bit neglected and cannot wait for valentine's day [for your babi haram ang moh boyfriend to cium-mencium you] or your birthday when your entire college is gg to throw you a surprise party right! so anyhowly go and pengsan and make everyone bimbang only! today in church, fatty related the whole drama during prayer request time and when she said the word 'drip', [as in you are on a drip - not the water drip] the whole church collectively gasped. cheh! wayang only! like that i also want to pengsan and everybody sayang sayang me and buy me heart shaped helium balloons and small teddy bears.
ANYWAY, this is just to let you know that you are like cellophane, cos i can see right thru you!! no need to be so drama mama must go E.R. all. donch worrage abourit, your berfday coming soon plus i got a wonderful babi haram present that is on its way to you!!
it will be in a package marked 'fragile' [macam hatiku!]. HAHHAHAH!
aku sangat lucu ya! ;)
love your face!!!

xxxx
sheela

3:29 AM  

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